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Two guys raped a princess, and when they were caught and brought to the king, 

he ordered them to go and bring as many fruits as they can to bail themselves,

the first guy went and returned with 15mangoes. 

The king ordered his guards to insert all the mangoes into his anus so  he would feel the same pain asthe princess

he guards did as they were ordered the guy screamed and shouted  in pain.

After a while he stopped screaming and shouting and started to laugh, the guards then became surprised and ask him why he was laughing despite all the pains. 

the guy pointed to the road and said look at my friend, He is bring 30watermelons

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Pics: Uche Jombo rocks her massive baby bump at her baby shower

Good to see her expecting her baby, mom she will soon be called.... See photo

African leaders happy over Jonathan’s defeat - Obasanjo

Former President Obasanjo is claiming other African leaders were happy that President lost the 2015 presidential election. According to Punch, Obasanjo said this during his speech at the United States Institute of Peace in Washington DC yesterday...
“I have visited six countries since the election, they are as happy about the results. It is good not only for Nigeria, it is good for Africa and I believe it is good for the world.”
He then advised African leaders to learn from democracy being practiced in Nigerian and stop the habit of holding on to power by all means. That for Africa to survive, leaders must demonstrate statesmanship.

More than 100 killed as Powerful Earthquake Rocks Nepal (PHOTOS)

Bodies have been pulled from the rubble of collapsed buildings in Kathmandu after strong earthquake  hit Nepal. The quake measured 7.9 and struck an area between the capital Kathmandu and the city of Pokhara,the US Geological Survey said.

Nigerian woman arrested for stabbing her husband to death in the US

35 year old Nigerian woman, Adebamiro Temitope, pictured left, has been arrested by the New Castle Police in Delaware, Philadelphia for stabbing her 37 year old Nigerian husband and father of her two children, Adeyinka Adebamiro to death over allegations of abuse and cheating.

'She was under a spell' - Mother of Nanny who kidnapped Orekoya kids .

Funmilayo Adeyemi, the arrested notorious nanny who confessed to be the mastermind of the kidnap of the Orekoya and the Eshare­garan kids in Lagos  confessed that her husband, Rasheed Kareem, brother-in-law, Hakeem Kareem and their mother who are still at large are members of the kidnap syndicate, which she called ‘family business

Photo: Mikel Obi and girlfriend enjoy bicyle ride together

The girlfriend, Olga Diyachenko, shared the photo on instagram...

Friendly exes! New pics of Femi Kuti & ex-wife Funke Kuti together, would this a reunion

Funke Kuti came out to support her ex-husband Femi Kuti at his concert happening tonight at Eko Hotel. hmm.. this pics, look like a  weeding anniversary outing. Lol

Photos: Transgender woman beaten, stripped and head shaved by police in Brazil

Oh dear! See what Brazilian police did to a transgender woman. They treated him a man. Pictures of badly beaten transgender Veronica Bolina emerged today and it is causing serious outrage in Brazil.

Heartbreaking Photos: People stood by while this man was stabbed to death in South Africa

People stood by while a Mozambican man, Emmanuel Sithole, was cornered, stabbed in the heart and left to die. This happened yesterday in Johannesburg and yes, he died from his wounds.

See. Woman Arrested for Raping a Man at Gunpoint

Ciera Ross, a mother of two, has been arrested and charged with raping a man. According to CBS Chicago, Ross and a friend were driving on the North Side of Chicago when they saw a man walking down the street in late July.

Ross, 25, stopped and asked the 33-year-old man if he wanted a ride. The man took the offer, but Ross’ true intentions became evident when she pulled a gun on the man. She forced the man to go to the backseat and told him to have sex with her friend. The man pleaded for the women to stop after they made him fondle the woman’s breasts and butt.

Ross then ordered the man to take his clothes off and her friend began to assault him sexually. The 

women also took $200 and credit cards from the man.

The male victim was able to escape when he saw a taxi cab and ran from the car naked. The cab driver allowed the man to use his cellphone to take a picture of Ross’ license plate. Chicago police arrested Ross on Sept. 3 and the victim identified her as the assailant.

Ross has been arrested for prostitution in the past. She was charged with rape and armed robbery and held on a $75,000 bond. Her friend has yet to be charged. 

GEJ already refering to Buhari as president, See more pics from their meeting today

Speaking with State House correspondents after his closed door meeting with President-elect, Gen Muhammadu Buhari this afternoon, President Jonathan referred to Gen Buhari as the President

"We will take a date when the president will come and I will show him round the State House but today is not for that. Today is to continue with our conversation. We don’t need to worry the President,” he said.

I know nothing about Aba coffins, says Ikpeazu

Okezie Ikpeazu

The Peoples Democratic Party governorship candidate in Abia State, Dr. Okezie Ikpeazu, has said he knows nothing about coffins allegedly dropped at some strategic locations in Aba.

See: President-Elect, General Buhari Inspecting The Train For New Nigeria

The new Nigeria , look at the smile on GMB face and oyegun , I swear I can't wait for May 29.

we pray that this will better naija.

HBD... Jude Okoye's wife sends him loving message as he turns a year older today

Jude Okoye is a year older today April 24th and his wife, Ifeoma Okoye shared a special message celebrating her one and only on instagram

Photos: When did Lil Kim get this Nicki Minaj body?

Rapper Lil Kim appeared on Dancing With The Stars 10 years anniversary special show last night to perform on stage with legendary singer Patti Labelle and Glee star, Amber Riley...and what caught everyone's attention was the figure on Lil Kim. Mama, where did you get that from?

wellsaid! Parents of missing Chibok girls accuse Vice Principal of being involved in their kidnap

Parents of the missing Chibok girls are now accusing the vice principal (academic) of the school in Borno where the teenage girls were kidnapped in 2014 of being somewhat involved in their kidnap

According to a report on Sahara Reporters, the parents claimed that the role of the vice principal Yerima Banjiri was questionable. They leveled the allegations while speaking to a SR correspondent 

One of the abducted girls mother, Mariam Abubakar, said the Vice Principal had told the school girls that any one of them who failed to sleep in the school the night of the abduction would be expelled

Photos: Woman in critical condition after horrific beating from her boyfriend

This man you see here, is a horrible, horrible man. You won't believe what he did to his woman. 18 year old Malawian woman, Linda Phulani is currently in a critical condition after her live-in-lover John Yasini beat her mercilessly over allegations of infidelity.

According to Malawi Nation, Linda moved in with John in January this year without her parents consent. After she moved in, John banned her from going to visit her friends and family and became abusive. On the day of the brutal beating which was Thursday April 16th, Linda had gone out without his permission to a neighboring village to see some friends. He suspected that she had gone to see a man and when she came back home...you will not believe what this man did to this woman. The photos are horrific. *viewer discretion advised* Continue to read the rest of the story...


He beat her mercilessly with chains and rods, and dragged her through something hot, then left her for dead. He later had a change of heart and rushed her to a local hospital.

When interrogated, John said he had being hearing rumors of his wife cheating. He said her going out on the day of the incident without his consent  proved to him that she was indeed cheating on him. He blamed the devil for his action.

"I am a good person and have never committed any crime in my life. I did not intend to harm my wife. It is the work of the devil. I wish her well. Infact I was the one who took her to our Local hospital in our area.

He is currently in police custody and will soon be charged for domestic violence and "unlawful wounding".

photo They now campaign for Senate presidency?

Twitter user, Tony Atambi shared this photo he took at the Entrance of the National Assembly, Abuja. Why the campaign billboard, is it not the legislatures that chose their president based on zoning?

See.. Chika Ike celebrates being celibate for five months

Swellow your pride and get married, this lady is suppose to be celebrating her married anniversary. Lol

Nike signs new football kit deal with NFF

Clothing Giant, Nike, has signed a deal with the Nigerian Football Federation, NFF, to design and develop Nigeria's football kits for both the male and female national teams. NFF President Amaju Pinnick (left) and Nike's General Manager, Laurent Payre signed agreement in London today April 23rd. The deal is from April 1st 2015 till 2018. The under-20 men’s team will be the first team to don the new Nike kit at the U20 football tournament to be hosted in New Zealand from May 31st.

See new-photos-boko-haram-released new identity

Boko Haram revealed in a new video posted online yesterday that they are now to be referred to as the 'West African Province' of the Islamic State, following their pledged allegiance to ISIS. See more photos after the cut...

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Photos: Senate President David Mark visits Gen. Buhari

Senate President David Mark paid a congratulatory visit to President-elect Gen. Muhammadu Buhari today April 23rd. More photos after the cut...

Ace Singer, Chris Brown shares precious pictures of his mum with his daughter

Chris Brown shared these precious moments of his Mum, Joyce Hawkins and his daughter Royalty on his Instagram page. Chris's Mum is so proud of him and supports him in whatever he does. She says no child is a mistake and that Royalty will be completely loved and properly taken care of. See another photo below...

'NNPC Has Started Refunding Unremitted $1.48bn To Federation Account' - Alison-Madueke

The Minister of Petroleum Resources Mrs. Diezani Alison-Madueke, on Wednesday disclosed that the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation has started refunding the $1.48bn unremitted fund into the Federation Account as recommended by an audit firm, PriceWaterHouse Coopers. 

She however did not disclose how much has for far been refunded by the corporation. She also denied reports that she was seeking the assistance of some highly-placed persons in order to escape prosecution for alleged corruption from the incoming administration of the President-elect, Muhammadu Buhari.